Man In Seeta-Mukono Gets Stuck Inside a Woman In a Lodge, Drama Unfolds

At around 4pm at Breaz motel in Ntinda zone, Seeta ward Goma Division, Ababa John Bosco, a 40 year old Munyankole by tribe and resident of Kasubi got stuck inside Arinaitwe Rebecca, 35 years while chewing eachother in a lodge.

According to DailyExpress, Its alleged that on Monday at around 3 pm, the two arrived at Breaz Motel Lodge to go about their casual fun and when they began the exercise, only to learn that they were stuck and a woman was down while the man was on top.

Police findings further revealed that the two have been in a love affair for over 7 years which prompted Rebecca’s husband to seek the services of a traditional healer to get the two caught and exposed after serving several warnings but in vain.

The scene was visited by Mukono DPC Sp Nyiramaholo A and said a case file had been opened up on the incident on SD ref 76/25/10/2021 as inquiries in the alleged witchcraft continue.The victims were interviewed, photographed & particulars put on record, and at around, the healer only identified as Nalongo brought some herbs and administered to them to get them separated from each other.

Widowed in a year, wife to fallen Pastor Gideon Mulinde eulogises husband in heartfelt post

September 12, 2020, was a new dawn for Faith Michelle as she was handed over to Gideon Mulinde (Also known as Pastor Gideon Mulinde, son to Apostle John Mulinde of Trumpet Church Seguku [Prayer Mountain]) to be her beloved husband, to love and to hold and to cherish.The couple’s wedding was beautiful. The two young lovebirds danced into their happily ever after.

The next year, 2021. Barely a few weeks after celebrating their first anniversary, Gideon developed stomach complications. He was rushed to a nearby hospital but the situation worsened. He breathed his last at 8 pm on September 25, 2021, leaving behind a bereaved young wife, heartbroken family members, friends, well-wishers and many he had impacted with the gospel.

He was 29 years old.On Saturday, almost a month after his death, Faith Michelle Mulinde penned down a message on her Facebook to eulogise her beloved husband. With the post, she attached more than 25 photos of moments the couple has shared together.               

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This Nurse Was Dying Of Cancer, Her Final Words Wrecked Thousands Of Families how she exchanged babies for fun!

A former maternity ward nurse in Zambia has allegedly made a deathbed confession that sounds like a plot straight out of a movie.Her confession about switching babies “for fun” quickly went viral. Elizabeth Mwewa, a nurse who worked in the maternity ward at The University Teaching Hospital (UTH) in Zambia, and has terminal cancer and confessed “on her sick bed” that she exchanged more than 5,000 babies of new mothers during her work in the maternity ward.

Here’s what Mwewa said:“If you were born in UTH between the years 1983 to 1995 chances are your parents may not be your biological parents. I had developed a habit of swapping newly born babies just for fun. So take a good look at your siblings, if for example everyone is light and you are dark you are that child and I am really sorry for that.”“I have found God, I am now born again. I have nothing to hide. In the 12 years I worked in the maternity ward at UTH, I swapped close to 5,000 babies,” She added.

This far-fetched claim quickly went viral, and the worst part is, Mwewa admits that she actually found it fun to swap around babies, and that was the reason that she continued to do it for so many years.

Museveni, wife Janet rekindle love in birthday celebration

President Yoweri Museveni and wife Janet Kataha Museveni have showered each with love as the former celebrated his 77th birthday on Wednesday.

President Yoweri Museveni and wife Janet Kataha Museveni have showered each with love as the former celebrated his 77th birthday on Wednesday.According to records, Museveni was born 77 years ago on September, 15, 1944 in current day Nutngamo district.On Wednesday, social media was awash with messages wishing him a happy birthday and wife, Janet too was not left out in congratulating and wishing her loved the best.“Dear Kaguta Museveni, we are continually thankful for your life, health, strength and for every kindness of God towards you. May the blessings of the Lord always surround and pursue you as you lead our family and lead the country. Have a wonderful birthday and a blessed year,” the message from Janet and posted on her social media platforms read.In a reply full of love, Museveni described his wife, Janet as his cornerstone, and best friend.He said he wants the two to spend their lives together until they make a century.“Thank you so much Maama! Even on this day, I continue to praise God for giving me the precious gift that you are. You are my cornerstone, my best friend, my lifelong companion! I look forward to reaching 100 together,” Museveni said.Museveni and the wife, Janet are four years apart.Earlier this year, President Yoweri Museveni celebrated his wife, Janet Kataaha Museveni’s birthday with the promise of celebrating 100 years in marriage together.“Praise the Lord God for the life of Maama Janet and for the many blessings from God in her life. We wish her many more years of health, happiness and service. I am looking forward to reaching 100 together,” Museveni said during Janet’s 73rd birthday on June, 24, 2021.

Gen Muhoozi: “We can deal with Guinea coup forces in a day if Museveni allows”

The Commander of Land Forces, Lt Gen Muhoozi Kainerugaba has boasted that it wouldn’t take Uganda Peoples’ Defence Forces (UPDF) a day to depose Guinea-Conakry coup forces.Muhoozi made the comments in reference to Guinea-Conakry troops led by Col Mamady Doumbouya which ousted 83-year-old Guinean President Alpha Condé, last week.The coup in Guinea was the fourth in Africa in just over a year after two in Mali and one unsuccessful coup attempt in Niger.On Tuesday, Muhoozi, in a tweet said UPDF would only need President Museveni’s instructions to discipline such troops he claims are ‘undisciplined’.“If our Commander in Chief gave us instructions it wouldn’t take UPDF a day to discipline mutinous troops like the ones in Guinea-Conakry Lt Gen Muhoozi said.

Muhoozi’s comments come a week after his father Museveni, who is also the Commander in Chief of the armed forces condemned the coup in Guinea.In an exclusive interview with France 24, Museveni said the Guinean coup leaders needed to leave power saying these are not a solution to the country’s problems.“That’s unfortunate and it is a step backwards. Those military coups are of low value, we had them in the 1960s, and they were part of Africa’s problems. I condemn the coup, I don’t accept the idea of coups, they are not a solution.” Museveni said

Catherine Nagawa of NBS TV speaks out about a leaked recording being dumped.

Catherine Nagawa of NBS TV speaks out about a leaked bedroom video of a woman identified as NBS Television’s Catherine Nagawa has gone viral on social media, with many applauding her skills.

The video was leaked on Monday evening, and the dancer has now spoken out to refute the claims that she is the woman having a fantastic time.

nagawa-twitter Nagawa has claimed that someone is impersonating her and spreading false claims through her Twitter account.

Since the lockdown, a slew of sex films have surfaced on social media. Kitende’s video, Lwasa Emmanuel’s, John Blaq’s, Kireka Sex Party, a number of others from MUBS, Diana Nabatanzi’s, and others have all been viewed. Ugandans have attributed some of the craziness to boredom brought on by the Covid-19 shutdown.

21 People Who Are Seriously Confused About Fashion People

One of the first things you usually notice about someone is how they’re dressed. Clothes help define a person’s personality and everyone has their own style preferences. While some of them might seem strange to you, others are just plain amusing. But clothes are the way people choose to express themselves and we shouldn’t judge their style for being different from runway fashion.We at SMIO gathered the most curious photos of people who totally rock their own unique style.

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Which would you choose: UGGs, Crocs or these?

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Where does he work and why do they have this kind of dress code there?

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Are those matching unicorns on both his shorts and underpants?

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Either way, the cat looks cool. Are you brave enough to wear anything like the outfits we’ve shown you above? Or have you ever seen someone wearing such extravagant clothes? Share your stories and photos in the comments!

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Man fails to clear bride price, wife taken away

The remarkable case of a bride price defaulter whose partner was recently taken away from him has highlighted what experts are calling the commercialisation of marriage experience in southwestern region.The case, whose details went viral on social media, took root after a 29-year-old Laban Sabiti, a retail businessman in Bishayu Village, Kitojo Parish, Ruhija Sub-county in Rubanda District, was left stranded with five children.These also include a 13-month toddler, who was left to the care of its father after he allegedly failed to settle bride price arrears totalling Shs6m.Mr Sabiti was left stranded after his father-in-law, Mr Geoffrey Kakona — a resident of Kirima Village, Bushuura parish in Kanungu District — reportedly reclaimed his daughter.“It is true I delayed paying bride price but I was planning to pay it in December this year. I was surprised when my father in-law came and took my wife, Ms Prize Twikirize even after explaining to him that I was willing to fulfil my traditional obligation,” Mr Sabiti, who has filed a case of child neglect with the police, says.The eldest of Mr Sabiti’s children is aged 10, while the youngest — a 13-month toddler — was still enjoying the bonding experience of breastfeeding.ADVERTISEMENTMr Sabiti’s travails highlight the marginalising and weakening of young males who intend to get married.Ankole Kingdom premier George William Katatumba has spoken out against what he termed as ‘the commercialisation of wedding events’ as one of the greatest threats to marriage.“Our culture is being eroded. People dictate what pleases them at the expense of culture, which is why marriages are failing,” Mr Katatumba, who is also the chairperson of Ankole Cultural Trust, says.He adds: “Traditionally, a girl tells her parents that she has identified a suitor and the parents set a date for the spouse’s first visit. When introduction is done, parents agree on a date for bride price payment before legalising their marriage.”Mr Katatumba notes that traditional norms were not honoured in Mr Sabiti’s case since there was no recognised marriage.“Since Sabiiti has sired children, he has to pay a fine that usually consists of millet flour, a jerrycan of Tonto, a goat or sheep,” Mr Katatumba reveals.‘Bride price unconstitutional’Mbarara District senior probation officer, Mr Steven Tumwiine, weighed in on the debate, claiming bride price was outlawed by the government.Mr Tumwiine said: “According to the laws of Uganda, dowry or bride price was abolished and any person aged 18 years and above has a right to marry a man or woman of her or his choice. So, the old man [Ms Twikirize’s father] is infringing on the rights of his daughter. The old man is also infringing on the rights of his grandchildren by denying them a chance to have parents.”The Constitutional Court, however, in 2017, dismissed a Mifumi Ltd’s petition where the constitutionality of bride price was challenged at first instance. The court held that “the marriage custom in question was not unconstitutional.” Earlier, in 2015, the Supreme Court ruled that the practice of refunding a bride price on the dissolution of a customary marriage is unconstitutional.The marriage custom of bride price has often been treated as a sticking point. Community development officers from the districts of Kabale, Kisoro and Rubanda told Daily Monitor on Monday that men in Kigezi treat women as their property because they are forced to pay exorbitant sums in form of bride price.“Bride price is no longer looked at as a cultural belief, but rather a commercial venture for the girls’ parents who demand too much from the men before they can give away their daughters,” Mr Sam Niyonzima, the Kisoro District community development officer, said.BackgroundHow things worked in the pastTraditionally, in Kigezi and Ankole, a groom was expected to deliver two cows as bride price. Mr Sam Niyonzima, the Kisoro District community development officer says nowadays, they pay anywhere between Shs5m and Shs20m. He adds that such figures threaten rather than promote marriage.“My district records about 10 cases of domestic violence per month. Some of the wives whose husbands have not paid bride price abandon such marriages,” he said.The situation is not different in Rukungiri District, where prohibitively high figures have precipitated domestic violence cases.“In the past, a spouse would pay bride price in form of four cows and four goats, but now, it ranges between Shs4m and Shs10m,” Mr Christopher Namara, the Kabale District community development officer, said.“After paying high bride price, some husbands take their wives as a bought property, which results in family misunderstandings,” he added.The State Minister for Gender, Labour and Social Development, in-charge of Youth and Children, Ms Sarah Nyirabashitsi Mateke, advised parents not to commercialise marriage customs.“It should be the responsibility of the husbands to pay something within their means as a token of appreciation to their in-laws,” Ms Mateke advised.

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20 Hardest But Most Important Things You Must Do To Achieve Success

1. Set and stick to your goals.“Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible.”

Tony Robbins

2. Start Small.“Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.”

Theodore Roosevelt

3. Wake up early.“Lose an hour in the morning, and you will be all day hunting for it.” – Richard Whately

4. Fight your fears.“In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.” – Bill Cosby

5. Take big risks.“Progress always involves risks. You can’t steal second base and keep your foot on first.” – Frederick Wilcox

6. Don’t worry about what other people think.“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” –Eleanor Roosevelt

7. Avoid mindless gossip. “Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.” –Eleanor Roosevelt

8. Do what you truly love.“The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.” – Steve Jobs

9. Stay enthusiastic.“Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.” – Winston Churchill

10. Put results before comfort.“The dictionary is the only place that success comes before work.” –Vince Lombardi

11. Take responsibility for your results.“Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else.” – Les Brown

12. Find the courage to follow your dreams.“All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.” – Walt Disney

13. Always believe in yourself.“Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture.” – Lydia M. Child

14. Take on all challenges.“To be successful you must accept all challenges that come your way. You can’t just accept the ones you like.” – Mike Gafka

15. Get up after getting knocked down.“It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up.” – Vince Lombardi

16. Trust your gut and follow your intuition.“I rely far more on gut instinct than researching huge amounts of statistics.” – Sir Richard Branson

17. Stop procrastinating.“Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.” – Pablo Picasso

18. Learn to deal with change.“Change is vital; improvement is the logical form of change.” – James Cash Penny

19. Reach out to others.“The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being.” – Pearl S. Buck

20. Always take continuous action.“Action is the foundational key to all success.” – Solomon Mpanga

#SexTalk: You want him to go down on you but are you sure you are a well-cooked meal? Would you go down on you? What are you doing walking around with a whiff of rot?

Ever wanted to go so bad and the only available bathroom is dirty? But you have to go, so you close your eyes and decide that whatever happens, you will deal with it later.Stop assuming that you are doing a man a favour by giving him some. Both parties want to have a good time. Both want good sex and therefore should make sure that they prepare for it to be awesome.If you are going to enjoy the game, you have to know that you are doing yourself a favor. Just showing up is not good enough. You have to know that the meal you are about to serve has enough soup and is fresh.The aroma when you part those legs should be inviting. Make someone want you from how clean you are. Men want a clean woman but they may never say because once it is up, all they want to do is help calm it down.Most one-night stands are not because men are awful ghosting human beings. The one experience is just bad enough that they don’t want to have more. You probably were smelling like a bloated dead whale.You want him to go down on you but are you sure you are a well-cooked meal? Would you go down on you? What are you doing walking around with a whiff of rot?Be kind to that hungry human being. You are not doing charity work. Sex is a two-way street. You want him to enjoy as much as you will, clean up and show up.Make sure those walls a crystal clean that when he decides to go down low, it is worth every lick. We care too much on the upper side but magic is on the down-low.Every part of you when you are preparing to meet someone should be clean. Those salty nipples under the black bra do not help foreplay.Maybe he is not that bad but you need to shower more. You could be the reason he wants to slide in and bounce right away.You could be the reason you have not had an orgasm in a while. Every woman should know when things don’t smell right. Every woman knows when it is time to clean up.Stop inserting things into that choochkie in search of artificial water. That place knows how to clean itself. If you like him enough, you will be wet enough.Squirting will come true when you are clean enough to help your body let go. Pay attention to that place. That, at the end of the day, is your face. A wet clean choochkie is remembered more than a made-up face.If you are to invite someone’s son in, do whatever you have to to make sure that your honey-pot house is clean enough. A normal woman should have wet natural wipes in her car and handbag.Till next time, remember that men deserve wet, clean choochkie.

Museveni overrules NDA on Gulu varsity Covid drug

President Museveni has given Gulu University the go-ahead to continue the development of Covilyce-1, a herbal drug developed by the university and believed to cure Covid-19 in 72 hours. The President made the declaration on Wednesday while meeting a team of four scientists from Gulu University to discuss the status of Covilyce-1 development and how to progress with it. A highly placed source, who attended the meeting but asked to remain anonymous, said the President was impressed with the team but wanted to understand what its viability is. Mr James Onono, the university’s deputy spokesman, said the President gave the go-ahead to Dr Alice Lamwaka, the lead researcher of the drug, and her team to continue to produce the drug without interference. “The President insisted that the drugs be registered and patented in the principal investigator’s name while the university gets a share of it, to protect, encourage and promote the scientists to do greater works,” Mr Onono said. Mr Onono said the meeting with the President yielded three key action points including a directive that the university is availed more than Shs3b to industrialise the production of the drug.

“The meeting agreed that Dr Lamwaka and her team be supported for further clinical development of Covilyce-1 with Shs3.7b immediately. They have also agreed that observatory tests for the drug be conducted at Gulu Regional Referral Hospital,” he said. Repeated attempts to speak to Dr Lamwaka for a comment were futile since she could not answer our calls.However, the President’s position on the development of the Covilyce-1 drug contradicts a directive by the National Drug Authority (NDA) that the university cease production and marketing of the product until it formalises its production. On Monday, NDA warned the university against putting the drug on the market. “This product has not been approved. It shouldn’t be on the market and the innovators have been warned. Before we certify a product, it shouldn’t be used as we can’t guarantee its safety,” NDA tweeted. Mr Abiaz Rwamiri, the NDA spokesman, later told Daily Monitor that a team from the authority had been sent to the university to establish who authorised the production of the drug and what procedures they are following. “What we don’t agree with is that this product is being used on anyone without completing the study because there are guidelines for testing the drug and we have not given any approval for the drug to be used outside the laboratory,” he added. On Tuesday, the university rejected a set of conditions issued by NDA to be met before fronting Covilyce-1 on the market, which include declaring the contents of the drug by naming the details of each plant as well as declare the formula they are using to create it.But Dr Lamwaka said: “We told the team that we cannot name the plants because Covilyce-1 is still a lab-based product, which is not officially in the market. It is too early to show them the formula because we are still continuing with research on the herbs. We are indeed giving the patients the herbs, but we are just helping because we are facing a pandemic.” Mr Rwamiri said the NDA agreed with the university to withdraw the product until scientific analysis and approval has been made. But the NDA yesterday said they were happy about the funding that the university had secured following the President’s directive. “If it is indeed true that they [Gulu University] have secured the funding, we as NDA congratulate them. We hope it will help them in developing their herbal medicine and ensure that they follow all guides to achieve safety, quality and efficacy of the drug.”

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MAX TORQUE7.3/6000 Nm(R/MIN)
MAX SPEED (KM/H)78Kph
IGNITIONC.D.I
START MODEElectric start (Self) & Kick start, CDI
CONSUMPTION (L/100KM)2.5
COOLING SYSTEMAir Cooled

Drivetrain

GEAR BOX4 gears
TRANSMISSIONMechanical, 4-speed constant mesh
CLUTCH TYPEMultiplate, Oil Bath Type (wet)

Suspension

FRONT SUSPENSIONMAR Suspension with helical spring & Hydraulic dampers
REAR SUSPENSIONMAR Suspension with helical spring & Hydraulic dampers
DIMENSION (MM)1880 x650 x1280
NET WEIGHT104 kg
WHEEL BASE1270mm
MIN CLEARANCE (MM)130mm
TOP SPEED78km/h
FUEL CAPACITY12.5L
MAX LOADING155Kg
WHEEL HUB (FR./RR)1.4 x 14 1.6 x 14

Brakes

FRONT BRAKING SYSTEMDISK BRAKE
REAR BRAKING SYSTEMDRUM BRAKE

Lwasa Praises Desire Luzinda

He has ranked Desire Luzinda as the best Ex-girlfriend.The Masaka tycoon who is not selfish with his words heaped praises on Desire. In a new interview, Lwasa said, “Desire was a good person. I have nothing bad to say about her. She was really, really nice.” Desire is said to have chewed a lot of Lwasa’s money but the tycoon says he has no regrets because she treated him well. According to Lwasa Desire cannot be compared with Diana Nabattanzi. Diana, he said, was a ‘muyaye’.

Watch The Super Video: To see how Ecstatic Kitende Students were enjoying the Fruit 🍑

After three different video clips of a female who is purportedly a Kitende student being chewed by three separate people in a 4 four some but in total, social media went berserk. We’ve gathered all of the footage for you. The tapes that are currently circulating are thought to have been leaked by male youths for reasons unknown to anybody else, but they have left people ecstatic.

The crazy Ugandans have been thirsty for a long time, ever before the lockdown began, with no new tapes emerging up until this one, despite reports that these films aren’t as new as they appear.According to sources, the supposed footage was first leaked around 3 years ago but when it was leaked again this year, it has given the label “Kitende video.” This hash tag #Kitende has been trending on Twitter for close to four days now Am sure many of you here might want to watch it … just DM Us and we shall walk it to your Whatsapp . +256781999391

COFFEE BUSINESS VS RENTAL BUSINESS

COFFEE BUSINESS Vs RENTAL BUSINESSRENTALSAssume;Cost of land in a good area 50x100ft is 30MillionsCost of constructing 4 standard double room units 85Millions. Total is 110MillionsAverage Returns on investment per month is about Ugx 900K monthly thus Ugx 10.8Millions per year and….Average Returns after 5years will be Ugx 54Millions!🤐COFFEEAssuming you have 30Millions at your disposal:You can buy 4 acres of land in a remote area, each at 5Millions. That’s 20Millions.1 acre of land accommodates about 450coffee seedlings if we consider standard spacing of 10ftx10ft.If each clone/cutting is bought at Ugx 1,500, you will need Ugx 2,700,000 for all the 4 acres.Preparing the garden will cost Ugx 150,000 per acre. That’s a total of Ugx 600,000 for all the 4 acres.Digging holes (pitting) & planting. Each hole will cost Ugx 500. That makes Ugx 225,0000 per acre and Ugx 900,000 for all the 4 acres.Manure application. 3 Elfs per acre per year. That’s 12 Elfs for 4 acres in a year. Each Elf costs about Ugx 80,000. That’s Ugx 960,000 for all the 4 acres in one year. Thus Ugx 1,920,000 in 2 years when your coffee starts giving maximum yields.Intercrop it with beans, pumpkins, banana plantation (not more than 305 plants) etc to help you pay the 2-4 employees in those 2 years. PLUS other Miscellaneous costs sh 3,880,000That’s a total of 30Millions invested!Good quality and well managed coffee clones can start yielding very well in the 2nd year after planting. Each acre can yield 9Millions per season thus 18Millions annually.18Millionsx4Acres=72Millions annually (per year).Even if you calculate only 5years, your 4 acres will generate 360Millions!😳😃😁✌👍👌👏Remember the yields keep on increasing as per the age of the coffee plant.Each annual earning of 72Millions anually from 4 acres of coffee can be enough for you to acquire the best rental units in the area of your preference.Remember the farmer will have extra large surface of land for future use like forestry, fish farming, piggery, poultry or even selling plots when the value appreciates unlike the rental investor whose land will be all occupied.Invest Wisely.For information about banana planting click here 👉 https://smio.xyz/invest-today-be-rich-tomorrow/

INVEST TODAY BE RICH TOMORROW

BREAKDOWN OF COSTS INVOLVED IN PLANTING ONE ACRE OF BANANA PLANTATION1. Clearing land; Labour = sh 300,0002. Digging 500 holes 3ft × 3ft with 9ft × 9ft spacing; each at sh 400 (sh 400 × 500 holes) = sh 200,0003. Suckers; each at 2000 (suckers 2,000 × 500 holes) = sh 1,000,0004. Manure (Dry Cow Dung); 8 Elfs each at sh 90,000 (sh 90,000 × 8 Elfs) = sh 720,0005. Planting (including filling in 1 basin of manure); each at sh 300 (sh 300 × 500 holes) = sh 150,0006. Miscellaneous; sh 100,0007. Taking care of your plants as they grow up. Young plants will require 0.1–0.2kg of manure each month. Mulch, irrigate, use pesticides etc to give a healthy growth for your plantations.——————— TOTAL COST: Ugsh 2,470,000You will realize magnificent results in just 12 months and profitable harvests in 15-18 months.Good Luck….

SMIO FAQS

PRODUCT AND PRICING

How can I use SMIO to do my shopping?

SMIO is an online shopping store with an assortment of over 1,000,000 products from hundreds of both local and international renowned retail stores. More than a merchandise store, SMIO opens you to a whole new world of local and international businesses selling the brand Products you are searching for, at quality and affordable prices.

For easy and affordable online shopping experience, SMIO is your ideal site. By browsing through our website, you will be ushered into a world of trending, popular and new brand Products. SMIO also rates Products you might be interested in, for quality assurance. When you finally choose your preferred Product, we look.

How do I start Shopping online with SMIO?

For shopping instructions on Bazebo please follow the following steps below;

  • Visit our website www.smio.xyz
  • You can also simply search for the Product you are looking to find, by entering keywords into the search tab.
  • Sift through to get your preferred Product using criterion such as brand name, category, price etc.
  • When you have found the product on the SMIO website that you would like to buy, please click on the button “BUY NOW” OR “add to cart”. This will add your product to a “virtual shopping cart”
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  • To add more products to your virtual shopping cart, click on the link labelled “continue shopping”
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  • When you click the checkout button, you will be asked to provide information necessary to process your order and deliver the products to you.

You can provide this information by filling in the fields requested on the screen. All highlighted fields must be completed. We respect your privacy and will only use any information you provide to us in accordance with our privacy policy.

To shop with greater ease on our website, register once to save your details so that you will not have to re-enter your personal information again on your next session.

What retailer company does SMIO keep?

The world’s best and most trusted retailers are found on SMIO. Trusted and award winning retailers are first priority our list of such are; Amazon, EBay, Macy’s, BestBuy, Walmart, Zappos, and lots more.

What if I find the product cheaper elsewhere?

Our biggest mandate is to give our customers the best deals from our trusted retailers. We will guarantee you quality brands, affordable prices and the best online shopping experience you can get. Furthermore, SMIO will refund any overpay for a product priced differently from only our trusted retailers, the difference will automatically be refunded into your SMIO virtual wallet.

SHIPPING AND DELIVERY

Forget the worry that comes with having to pay undue shipping fees. With SMIO shipping fees are cut down to a life-size percentage. Our network of shippers gives us access to better routes that will ensure timely and cost-effective delivery of our customer’s products

Who is responsible for sending me my order?

This entirely depends on where your order is being shipped from geographically. We work as a bridge between the retailer and our customer. SMIO works with shipping agencies and the retailer to make sure your order reaches you in the best way possible and this sometimes means retailers shipping directly to your door step.

And orders from domestic retailers?

For faster delivery, local retailers will deliver Products themselves. However, SMIO will keep track of your Product to make sure it reaches you in perfect condition and time.

What about International shipping?

SMIO will ship any Product you order internationally from across the globe and we will ensure that it gets to you as quickly, safely and efficiently as possible. We will keep in touch with our shipping partners and see to it that your purchased Products get to you in time and in perfect condition.

How will SMIO ship my Products?

Our large network of professional shippers has got you covered. With SMIO, every Product you order internationally will be shipped inclusive of all taxes, customs and other duties that will be paid at check out. Using our various carriers, we will ensure that your Products are shipped as conveniently to you as can be.

What is included in the shipping cost?

For every ordered Product, SMIO will calculate the cost of shipping based on the weight, volume, speed and destination. The charge will then be added to your Product and this is never done haphazardly, but rather is accounted for depending on fees, taxes, duties or custom charges that may be incurred in the process of shipping your Products.

It is for reasons like this that the charges will not be refunded once the Product has been ordered. Nonetheless, in case the Product you ordered needs to be returned, we will do that on our accord as consideration to you. Kindly be keen as you shop with SMIO of the shipping fee that we indicate on each page on our website.

How fast can SMIO deliver my purchased Product?

SMIO will endeavor to deliver your Product to your door step. Orders are dispatched within five (7) working days after payment confirmation. It’s our policy to deliver your purchased Products within the given time. However, delivery dates are not guaranteed in the event of circumstances beyond our control. These interruptions include, but are not limited to, delays caused by customs, severe weather challenges, and oversized Products.

Can SMIO ship my Product to a non-billing address?

When the Product is being delivered to a non-billing address, we receive it for you. Sometimes this can affect your payment procedure but if you inform us, we shall help you work through this issue without any inconveniences.

What are the shipping restrictions?

At SMIO, we respect international laws because we do not want to jeopardize the wellbeing of our customer. For Products that we are not permitted to ship across international borders, we will endeavor to clarify this and keep our customers informed when issues such as these arise.

However, if one finds their way around ordering a Product that we are not permitted to ship, this will lead to immediate cancelation of the order and any payments made are refundable.

Who is in charge of return shipping fees?

SMIO has got your back! We will sort you out for every return shipping fee. We don’t care what your reason for returning is. Be it a change in mood, preference or bad purchase, SMIO will do our part to satisfy your needs and take care of cases like this with utmost responsibility.

PAYMENTS

How Can I pay for my order on SMIO?

We know that locating the most convenient place to make a payment can be tricky but be of good cheer, our payment procedure is as simple as can be. At SMIO, transactions can be made using both local and international payment methods including all major credit and debit cards, checks, mobile money, bank transfers, cash and whatever way is user-friendly for our customers. Please note all payments are charged in Uganda shillings (UGX). The final amount reflected on your bill may differ depending on the exchange rate at the time your bank processes the transaction.

What is SMIO’s policy on customs, duties & taxes?

All your shipment fees, for international shipments by SMIO are subject to taxes, customs, and other duties that are payable at check out.

Is my personal information kept private?

Any information that you share with us is private and confidential. At no point will we share, rent or sell your personal information without your consent except as required by law or to fulfill an order contract with you.

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Possibly Effective for

  • Asthma. Research shows that taking black seed by mouth along with asthma medicines can improve coughing, wheezing, and lung function in some people with asthma. But it seems to work only in people with very low lung function before treatment. And it does not seem to work as well as the drugs theophylline or salbutamol.
  • Diabetes. Research shows that taking black seed can improve blood sugar levels in people with diabetes. But it doesn’t seem to work as well as the diabetes drug metformin. Black seed might also improve levels of cholesterol in people with diabetes.
  • High blood pressure. Research shows that taking black seed by mouth might reduce blood pressure by a small amount.
  • Conditions in a man that prevent him from getting a woman pregnant within a year of trying to conceive (male infertility). Research shows that taking black seed oil increases the number of sperm and how quickly they move in men with infertility.
  • Breast pain (mastalgia). Research shows that applying a gel containing black seed oil to the breasts during the menstrual cycle reduces pain in women with breast pain.    

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Insufficient Evidence for

  • Acne. Applying a gel containing black seed extract to the skin might help to improve acne.
  • Hay fever. Early research suggests that taking black seed oil by mouth daily might improve allergy symptoms in people with hay fever.
  • Eczema (atopic dermatitis). Early research suggests that taking black seed oil by mouth might improve symptoms in people with itchy and inflamed skin. But applying black seed oil ointment to the skin does not seem to help.
  • A disease that causes underactive thyroid (autoimmune thyroiditis). Taking black seed might improve some but not all measures of thyroid function in people with a disease called Hashimoto’s thyroiditis.
  • Damage to the immune system caused by cancer drug treatment. Early research shows that taking black seed as part of the diet while undergoing cancer drug treatment might prevent fever episodes due to low white blood cell counts (neutropenia) in children.
  • Swelling (inflammation) of a vein caused by cancer drug treatment. Early research shows that applying black seed oil around the area where cancer drugs are injected into a vein might prevent swelling of that vein.
  • Long-term kidney disease (chronic kidney disease or CKD). Some people with CKD follow a diet low in protein and add supplements to prevent nutrient deficiencies. Early research shows that taking black seed oil might help to improve kidney function in these people.

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  • Memory and thinking skills (cognitive function). Early research shows that black seed helps with some but not all measures of memory and attention in boys and men. It’s unknown if black seed improves memory and thinking skills in girls and women.
  • Heart damage caused by the drug doxorubicin. Early research shows that taking black seed oil might prevent heart damage in children being treated with a drug called doxorubicin.
  • Indigestion (dyspepsia). Taking a product containing black seed oil, honey, and water seems to reduce symptoms of indigestion. It’s unclear if this improvement is due to black seed or other ingredients.
  • Seizure disorder (epilepsy). Early research shows that taking black seed extract by mouth reduces the number of seizures in children with epilepsy. But taking black seed oil does not seem to work.
  • A digestive tract infection that can lead to ulcers (Helicobacter pylori or H. pylori). Some research shows that taking black seed powder along with other medications might help to get rid of this infection. But not all doses seem to work.
  • Hepatitis C. Early research shows that taking black seed oil daily for 3 months reduces viral load in people with hepatitis C. It also seems to reduce lower limb swelling. But it doesn’t seem to improve liver function.
  • High cholesterol. Some early research shows that taking crushed black seed increases “good” high-density lipoprotein (HDL) cholesterol and reduces total cholesterol, “bad” low-density lipoprotein (LDL) cholesterol, and blood fats called triglycerides in people with borderline high cholesterol. Other research shows that taking both crushed black seed and garlic oil in addition to other products that lower cholesterol, such as simvastatin, can lead to larger improvements in blood cholesterol and triglyceride levels than simvastatin alone. However, not all research agrees.

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  • Cancer of the white blood cells (leukemia). Taking black seed while being treated for a type of leukemia called acute lymphoblastic leukemia might increase the chances of staying cancer-free once treatment ends. But it doesn’t improve overall survival.
  • A grouping of symptoms that increase the risk of diabetes, heart disease, and stroke (metabolic syndrome). Early research suggests that taking a specific black seed oil product twice daily for 6 weeks might reduce total cholesterol, “bad” low-density lipoprotein (LDL) cholesterol, and blood sugar levels in people with metabolic syndrome.
  • Toxicity caused by the drug methotrexate. Early research shows that taking black seed might reduce liver damage caused by a certain drug used to treat cancer in children with a type of leukemia.
  • Build up of fat in the liver in people who drink little or no alcohol (nonalcoholic fatty liver disease or NAFLD). Early research shows that taking black seed daily for 3 months can improve some measures of liver disease in patients with NAFLD.
  • Obesity. Some research shows that taking black seed oil or powder might improve weight loss by a small amount in people who are obese or overweight. But other research shows no benefit. Studies are generally small and low-quality, so more research is needed.
  • Withdrawal from heroin, morphine, and other opioid drugs. Early research shows that taking black seed extract by mouth three times daily for 12 days might reduce symptoms of opioid withdrawal.
  • Osteoarthritis. Early research shows that applying black seed oil to the knee for 3-4 weeks can help relieve knee pain caused by osteoarthritis.
  • Skin damage caused by radiation therapy (radiation dermatitis). Applying a gel containing black seed extract to the skin might help to delay this side effect in people being treated for breast cancer.
  • Rheumatoid arthritis (RA). Early research shows that taking black seed oil improves pain and stiffness in people with RA who are already taking methotrexate.

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  • Dry nose in the elderly. Early research shows that using a nasal spray containing black seed oil can reduce dryness, blockage, and crusting of the nostrils in elderly patients with nasal irritation.
  • Infection of the throat and tonsils (tonsillopharyngitis). Early research suggests that taking a combination of chanca piedra and black seed by mouth for 7 days relieves pain in people with tonsillopharyngitis.
  • A type of inflammatory bowel disease (ulcerative colitis). Early research shows that taking black seed powder daily for 6 weeks does not improve symptoms of ulcerative colitis.
  • A skin disorder that causes white patches to develop on the skin (vitiligo). Early research shows that applying a cream containing black seed oil to the skin for 6 months can improve skin color in some people with vitiligo.
  • Birth control.
  • Boosting the immune system.
  • Bronchitis.
  • Cancer prevention.
  • Congestion.
  • Cough.
  • Digestive problems including intestinal gas and diarrhea.
  • Fatigue.
  • Fever.
  • Flu.
  • Headache.
  • Breast-feeding.
  • Menstrual disorders.
  • Symptoms of menopause.
  • Other conditions.

More evidence is needed to rate the effectiveness of black seed for these uses. BUY BLACK SEED PRODUCTS HERE  Shipped Globally VIA DHL , FedEx And Posta

Online Sales Consultants – SMIO

SMIO needs up to 5,000 UGX, Online sales consultants Countrywide.

Roles: To influence customers to buy through you. Get an item from our site, post it wherever you are expecting customers, or by word of mouth, when they buy, you earn upto 10% from what the customer has spent.

Help the customer to place the order, you can use your account on SMIO to place the order for the customer if it is what is simple, nevertheless, if you can, you can just direct them make an order for themselves, you will earn 10% commission on their first order and 4% on their other orders they make without your notice.

To start, simply Download SMIO App from Google Play store HERE and for iOS tap HERE and then create an account, you will get 5,000 UGX as a welcome to SMIO Family. Start from there.

You can as well participate in our Reward Program HERE:

Earn Even more by Participating in OUR Resell Investment Program HERE.

SMIO Reward Program

In our endeavors to make you part of us, and extend our relevance to you our clients, SMIO continues to create all possible avenues to have you rewarded. In addition to our many other client programs, including availing you investment opportunities and becoming our Online virtual sales paid persons, we bring you the SMIO reward program. Earn money from zero, no need to invest in any money.

In this, participant will earn SMIO wallet balance, worth buying products from smio, and real money, only when the participant has at least made one order or referred a customer to buy an item from SMIO store or referred a customer to Our web hosting company HERE.

Here all you need is to Download smio App from google play store HERE for iOS Click HERE

Or Click HERE , in all the three, all you need is to create an account with SMIO, you earn 5,000 UGX immediately, from which you start from. That balance you can use it for topup and buy any product from smio or work earn more till when you meet terms to withdraw it as real money. The minimum withdraw limit is 150,000 UGX, to your Bank account or Mobile money. This opportunity is for only none SMIO official workers.

Rewardable Tasks are,

1. Daily visiting of the Platform, www.smio.xyz and www.smiohost.com

2. Using your unique referral link in your account to refer other people, these may be possible customers to buy items from SMIO or use Our web hosting services on www.smiohost.com, this is the biggest source you can earn from.

3. When you influence your referral to download and Create an account on our SMIO MALL App, you earn even more on the same person, and when the person goes on and buys a product from SMIO you earn 10% commission of what the customer has bought. The latter makes you even withdraw your balances into cash as long as it is 150,000 UGX and above.

4. Lastly, You can give good reviews to products on SMIO platform.

We hope you are grateful to be part of this program and it will change your life. From this you can start or enroll to our Resell Investment Program that has made many Financially independent Persons. You Only need to sit home as your money, little or much work for you. Read about OUR Resell Investment program HERE.

SMIO RESELL INVESTMENT PROGRAM

UNDERSTANDING SMIO-SMC (U) LTD RE-SELL INVESTMENT PROGRAM
SMIO RE-SELL PRODUCTS Without a Shop.

Hi dear customers as means to re-ward you, but also to be of more value to you we have unveiled a big opportunity to make money for you as you sit home.

We admit, we are what we are because of you, our clients. SMIO has over the last 2 years delivered a compelling value proposition by offering cross border online shopping with an average turnaround time of about 12 days.

The Opportunity
There’s a massive need for items on the market which presents a big
opportunity for you. With SMIO, you can now position yourself to be a
solution to the need.


Reseller
Through Reseller, you can buy/import items with SMIO and list them for
same day delivery to Uganda. SMIO will source, ship, clear, warehouse and
list your item on www.smio.xyz for same day delivery. For this operation,
we have invested in one of the biggest fulfillment centers in East Africa:
a massive warehouse in Bugolobi.


HOW RESELLER WORKS
Product is purchased on smio (if you don’t need it urgently or anymore, we
shall find for you the next buyer). You can order all the quantities of specific big brand names and list them on www.smio.xyz for same day delivery once they arrive in the country. You simply tap the Sell again button on your ordered items page.


Arrived/ delivered product
Start your online retail business journey today

  1. Tap Sell again button. Never mind the state of your product. Refurbished,
    used or new, someone needs it.
  2. Simply add the price you want your item to cost and submit.
  3. Sell again commission from SMIO will reflect upon submission
  4. You can either call the SMIO team to pick the item/s or deliver to the
    warehouse in Bugolobi for inspection and proper labeling.

SMIO-SMC LTD will inspect and have all the details of your products added to your account and properly indicated on www.smio.xyz for the next buyer.
That’s it!
Your products will then list for same day delivery on www.smio.xyz in the
next 30 minutes for the next buyer. You will be notified every time the item is viewed, purchased or added to cart. Once your item is purchased, your funds will reflect on your SMIO wallet and can be liquidated in the next 72 hours.

Terms and Conditions that Apply
SMIO-SMC (U) LTD is largely a sales company and the relationship between the investor and the company is in that line.


 The buyer/invest is guided on the best and fast selling item worth investing into, the buyer/seller provides the fund in line of purchase of or the agreed on item, SMIO will process that order from abroad, ship it (this may take 14 to 30 days), clear it and provides free warehousing.


 SMIO will publish the item on all its platforms at an agreed price that will bring a profit to the investor.


 SMIO will charge a commission of 10% on each piece sold using SMIO platforms.


 The customers who buy will pay to SMIO and SMIO takes full responsibility to secure the stock and the funds to the dates of payment to the investor.


 SMIO will makes payments every when 10 pieces of the stock are sold, unless when the investor suggests otherwise.


 From Our advice, the items chosen are normally fast selling and with the best return with an estimated minimum return of twice the invested amount. We are rest assured that this program will help you best in your investment line.


For inquiries: email: sales@smio.xyz /Call +(256) 0393194346 / Whatsapp +(256) 0759262005
MGT: SMIO-SMC (U) LTD

NOT MONEY: Here are the reasons why you don’t have a plot of land yet

Gone are the days when people attached having land to wealth or a good-paying job. Today, having a plot of land is a mixture of personal goals and the ability to make specific risks towards it.

You have seen people doing odd jobs being interviewed and they can comfortably say: “I have been able to acquire a piece of land for myself.”

This should be a wakeup call to all of us that one does not need to necessarily have so much money or a good job to acquire land. In fact, money is a smaller component, and these are the reasons why you do not have land yet.

You think you need a lot of money at once

A friend of mine last year managed to start his dream of acquiring an acre of land in Gayaza. He walked to the broker and said he needed to tour the land available and after seeing what he liked asked the broker if one is allowed to pay in instalments.

The answer was affirmative, he immediately made a deposit of Shs 5million. He has then continued to deposit whatever amount he comes across conveniently as we speak, he is in final stages to finish the architectural plan of his maiden bungalow on an acre of land!

All this was made possible by him making a commitment to acquire this land on an instalment basis.

Forget the nonsense that one must bring all the money in cash, you can start even with as low as Shs500,000 and take two years to pay BUT ensure you are dealing with a trustable estate dealer.

You underestimate your job

Everyone who has a source of income has the capacity to obtain their dreams, they may not be as similar as the others but they will be at a level where you are except under very dubious circumstances.

Understand your earnings, find a working formula, and look for that piece of land you can afford.

Get the estate’s dealer to give you a payment plan that suits you, and be as honest as possible. Do not say you can pay 1million a month when you do not even earn it.

Be clear with what you can afford if you earn Shs500,000, and after rent and other items you are left with about 150,000, that means you can not afford land of Shs40m.

Start with the land of 3millions and care not where it is located but you can start building on that with patience.

You have not tried

Sometimes we are held up because we have not yet started. You imagine that buying land is a hard thing because you have not even tried to buy 8 decimals of land.

Unlock your chances by starting, that is how you break your jinx and understand the trade better.

Have you heard of the saying that when you start boarding planes you do not stop? Yes, when you start buying land, you do not stop.

You are looking for land that looks where your rental is

You rent in Naalya, Najjera, and you imagine that the land you want should be more or so like that.

The land should be located near the road, with a supermarket in walkable distance, a school not far away, tarmacked, a gym across, a swimming pool not far away and big shopping mall and night club.

Alas, where you currently stay is expensive already, you will have to cough so much money to buy the land the size of your palm.

Remember, even your landlord bought that land when you were either still in your village or still in school, and they will tell you there was nothing.

Every place simply develops, Buwate was a village and land was Shs5m, now you need Shs70m. Kira was a bush, Namugongo was regarded as a remote area and land was Shs3m, Nsasa, Bulindo, Bukerere, Sonde were serious villages and land was almost free, try buying land there now.

Neighbourhoods are built by people, take the first step and buy that plot of land; you will be shocked in a few years when you are surrounded by three banks.

Stop following your peers

Leave your peers and their decisions, you are your own person. It is not written anywhere that we must build in the same place if we are friends, it is not written anywhere that we must grow at the same level.

If your peers are buying in Gayaza or Kiwenda and you cannot afford the land there, feel free to buy in Busiika, you will still meet. Follow your pocket, not other people.

You do not need a loan, if you need one then there is no problem

Not everyone acquires a loan to get land, and even if you acquire a loan for the same, it is not bad. Choose to take a salary loan so you are safer.

Most importantly, speak to your company’s loan officers and have a better idea of the repayment period.

Today, many banks have promotions for those who want to buy land, walk into your bank and put them to the task.

You are a bad spender

Let us use an example of a man who drinks beer and whiskey from a high-end bar, rents a house around Namugongo, and has about three girlfriends.

By behaviour, such a person will spend at least Shs20,000 when alone and about Shs50,000 when he meets one of the girls at the very least.

In three days, he can deposit an instalment on a Shs7million land!

Review your expenditure alongside land prices, you will realise that some of you have bought a plot of land in a few lodge visits or wasted an acre on transport money.

You are thinking about visitors

Many of you are still considering how Regina will come to visit you in Kiwanda. She stays in Seguku and your imagination is that once you buy land in Kiwanda, she will never visit.

Let me say this quietly: “Regina would be happy to come to Kiwanda, find your house with cool air and spend the night”

Visitors are not primary when you are considering buying land. Someone who wants to see you will come, even if you stay on an island.

You want to inherit

Please wake up, you will be shocked when you are not the heir.

You don’t want to ask question

No broker will beat you for asking for land prices and a site visit. Take a walk, enter a dealer’s office and request to see land and prices.

Sometimes the person within us needs to get shocked by our bold moves so that he gets inspired and works towards achieving.

You do not want to leave Kampala

You are looking for a plot of land where you will easily jump into a taxi to town, a plot where the transport is less than Shs2k to Kampala, a plot where you can still keep running back to javas easily.

Kampala should not be the basis for your land choice, you could buy a car! Besides, the country is developing, soon KFC will be in Kira!

Today, go and look for a group on Facebook called Fabulous and Beautiful Homes on Facebook, they have a land saving scheme.

They also have so much expert advice on many things around housing, and land acquisition, you will not remain the same.

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Marcelo Bielsa gives Leeds United injury update on Kalvin Phillips ahead of Arsenal clash

Leeds United boss Marcelo Bielsa says that Kalvin Phillips may not be ready for the Premier League clash against Arsenal on Sunday, as well as adding further injury updates for his squad.

Leeds United could be without Kalvin Phillips for their trip to face Arsenal on Sunday, with Marcelo Bielsa admitting that the midfielder may not be available.

The 25-year-old sustained what looked to be a muscle problem midway through the second half of Leeds’ win against Crystal Palace in midweek, but stayed on for most of the match.

However, he was substituted late on after deeming himself unable to carry on, with Leeds fully in control at 2-0.

The England international had been hoping to be back in time to face the Gunners, but Bielsa has confirmed that Phillips still needs to be assessed before the game, and he could end up missing the trip altogether.

“There’s not a definite position at the moment whether he’ll be able to play or not,” Bielsa told reporters.

Leeds could instead turn to defender Pascal Struijk, who has filled in so far this season when Phillips has been absent.

The defender had plenty of chances to score against Palace from set-pieces at the weekend, but spurned three golden opportunities.

It could be something Arsenal have to watch out for at the weekend, though Struijk has been more comfortable at his more natural centre-half.

Bielsa also confirmed that Ian Poveda and Rodrigo Moreno are both unable to play on Sunday, while Pablo Hernandez may not be risked for the game.

“For the moment, no player comes back and Kalvin remains a doubt,” he added.

“[Hernandez] is not an injury that’s going to extend itself for a long time, like I said. But I’m always prudent when trying to give a timeline.

“I make an estimated reference. I don’t think it’s going to last for too long.”

Tasks that you can do Online and earn a living in Uganda

Alibaba Group founder Jack Ma, Jeff Bezos of Amazon, Google co-founder Larry Page and Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg are inarguably some of the richest men on the planet. One factor stands out regarding this quartet; they have made their vast fortunes from largely online-based ventures.

Online job platforms Upwork and Freelancers Union in a 2017 study, predicted that by 2027, more than half of the world’s workforce will constitute freelancers.

The study also showed that already, nearly 50 per cent of millennials are freelancing in different jobs. The majority of these millennials are students.

When the concept of working online started a decade ago, it was easy to dismiss it as a flash in the pan. Many doubted the viability of online jobs, while others had reservations about the possibility of growth.
Today, these doubts are no more. More and more professionals are taking up online jobs on a full-time basis. Opportunities keep growing. An online gig is as good a job as a traditional job, the office-bound jobs.
Here are some of the opportunities on the digital space that remain attractive to professionals who prefer to work remotely.

Virtual assistant
Does clerical work and bookkeeping tasks, responding to media and business inquiries, writing and creating content for businesses excite you? Would you love to do this type of job remotely? A virtual assistant’s job would be right for you.
According to online financial platform Investopedia, a virtual assistant is an independent contractor who provides administrative services to clients while operating outside of the client’s office. Virtual assistants may also handle travel arrangements for their clients, schedule appointments for business people and even store records online.
Pay for virtual assistants ranges between about Shs166,000 and about ShsSh276,000 per hour in developed countries, according to personal finance blog The Simple Dollar. Since the job is web-based, the disparity in pay between developed and third world countries is insignificant.

Blogger
Many people operate blogs today. It could be a personal blog where you share your life experiences or a business platform to make money. Over the years, blogging has becoming one of the key activities online. To be a blogger, you do not need to run your own blog. Today, even commercial companies have a blogging site where personalised stories of consumer experience, stories and feedback are shared. Such companies hire bloggers to create and process content for their audiences. This job allows you to work from a restaurant, from home or even while on holiday.

Call-centre representative
Whenever you call your service provider, do you imagine that the attendant who receives your call sits in an office setting?
While call-centre reps would sit in an office receiving calls and responding to queries from subscribers and clients some years back, most call-centre reps today work remotely.

With training on different services, having a good voice and a computer connected to a network, being a call-centre representative is one of the most flexible jobs in this age. Besides, these professionals handle the same type of queries every day, making their jobs less demanding.

Translator
Globalisation has enabled professionals to work in all parts of the world. Additionally, brands seeking to penetrate foreign markets usually work with agents who understand local markets to help them attain their goals. Entities that seek to have a strong digital imprint often have several language options on their websites.
An example is international broadcasters.

This work is usually done by translators, who help to convert text from the original language to other languages so that it reaches speakers of as many languages as possible. Translators do not work from a centralised location. With an internet connection and proficiency in several languages, you can translate text for different entities for an income, by even working from a different country.

Web developer
You may have wanted to construct a personal website or to brand an already existing website to suit your needs. As such, you had to engage the services of a web designer or developer. After giving out the specifications of how you want your website to look like, the technician often leaves to work remotely. Web developers do not have to sit in an office to execute the instructions given. They will often consult you and give updates on their progress. Sometimes, you may not even get to meet with your developer. If you prefer to work from the comfort of your home, learning to design and develop websites might just be the job to cushion you from the hustles of a daily commute to work.

Freelance writer
Most modern companies, especially content companies, do not employ full-time. High cost of operations, stiff competition and shrinking markets compels such businesses to hire professional writers on contract. This arrangement allows professionals to work independently and to engage as many clients as possible. As a freelancer, you are able to determine how much you earn based on how much content you contribute. Freelancing also allows people to be actively engaged while pursuing other interests such as studies.

Data entry specialist
With most modern organisations digitising their company records, the role of data entry specialists has become very significant. Also called data entry keyers, these professionals translate a variety of paper documents such as bills, checks and contracts from different sources into digital format. After entering this information, the specialists ensure that the data is accurate, accessible and easily retrievable. Data entry does not require specialised skills beyond the ability to interpret information correctly. While telecommuting has many advantages, many professionals end up abusing the freedom and flexibility that comes with this type of work by being lax or unprofessional.

To flourish as telecommuter, you have to come up with a strict schedule of what you want to do every day. Stick to this timetable. Avoid distractions. Make sure you meet your deadlines. When you take up assignments, only accept those that you can comfortably handle. Always be professional.

International broadcasters
This work is usually done by translators, who help to convert text from the original language to other languages so that it reaches speakers of as many languages as possible. Translators do not work from a centralised location. With an internet connection and proficiency in several languages, you can translate text for different entities for an income, by even working from a different country.

Web developer
You may have wanted to construct a personal website or to brand an already existing website to suit your needs. As such, you had to engage the services of a web designer or developer. After giving out the specifications of how you want your website to look like, the technician often leaves to work remotely. Web developers do not have to sit in an office to execute the instructions given.

They will often consult you and give updates on their progress. Sometimes, you may not even get to meet with your developer. If you prefer to work from the comfort of your home, learning to design and develop websites might just be the job to cushion you from the hustles of a daily commute to work.

Freelance writer
Most modern companies, especially content companies, do not employ full-time. High cost of operations, stiff competition and shrinking markets compels such businesses to hire professional writers on contract. This arrangement allows professionals to work independently and to engage as many clients as possible. As a freelancer, you are able to determine how much you earn based on how much content you contribute. Freelancing also allows people to be actively engaged while pursuing other interests such as studies.

Data entry specialist
With most modern organisations digitising their company records, the role of data entry specialists has become very significant. Also called data entry keyers, these professionals translate a variety of paper documents such as bills, checks and contracts from different sources into digital format. After entering this information, the specialists ensure that the data is accurate, accessible and easily retrievable. Data entry does not require specialised skills beyond the ability to interpret information correctly. While telecommuting has many advantages, many professionals end up abusing the freedom and flexibility that comes with this type of work by being lax or unprofessional.

To flourish as telecommuter, you have to come up with a strict schedule of what you want to do every day. Stick to this timetable. Avoid distractions. Make sure you meet your deadlines. When you take up assignments, only accept those that you can comfortably handle. Always be professional.

Adapted from Daily Nation

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